Sunday, April 24, 2005

The joys of being an adult

I can get up whenever I want to
No one complains when I make my own rules
No one objects when I do what I do
I make my own perception on what’s cool
I vow to do something new every day
I spoil myself because I’m worth it
I don’t care what those younger than me say
Anyone can whinge but who gives a shit?
I can go to bars and get legally drunk
The government pays me heaps to find work
I can have the attitude of a punk
I can swear lots and not be called a jerk

Me set an example? What an affront!
I’m an adult. I can do what I want


24th April 2005

Thursday, April 21, 2005

No Good

It’s true: I am just no good any more
I’ve now become a worthless piece of scrap
There’s nothing I can use to fill the gap
And who wants to listen when you’re a bore?
Can someone save me from my misery?
The role I was made for is now crumbling
And I don’t know what I should be doing
And all my dreams have flown away from me
I want to take my place on this planet
I want to live this short life as I choose
But who wants to be your friend when you lose?
And how far can one fall when there’s no net?

Who wants to hear all about a loser?
Who failed his task to find an answer?


21st April 2005

Saturday, April 9, 2005

Gentlemen prefer blondes

I don’t care what anyone else may think
You are not a brain-dead wonder to me
Shower your kisses down on me baby
Because you’re the sweet wine I want to drink
Everything about you seeps perfection
Your blue eyes, your lips, your shoulders, your skin
I will open up my heart to let you in
As yours’ empty, will be your salvation
Let me touch your hair – so golden and pure
I want to rest on its softness so fine
Come over here. I am in your allure
And I want your warm body next to mine

In the midnight hour, it’s just you and me
In this world, that’s the way it ought to be


9th April 2005

Raped at an Anime Convention

She cosplayed as Yuna from FFX
With body good and disposition shy
She stepped in and caught everyone’s eye
She wouldn’t have guessed what would happen next
The hall was filled with geeks from end to end
The ones that lived on porn and lechery
The men who were ugly, fat and smelly
The types that would never get a real girlfriend
All the geeks smiled crocodile smiles
She appeared unaware – All the better!
All reached the one commanding thought: Get her!
And she was pulled down onto cold floor tiles

The geeks sought to lose their virginity
She did scream but no one could hear or see

9th April 2005