Jacqueline was a typical teenager
She had a real cute boyfriend called Michael
And she had dreams of being a singer
One day, he dumped her in a way most cruel
Citing an excuse that was pure nonsense:
He was through with her and she was a fool
Jacqueline got angry: She wanted vengeance
She felt cheated and made into much less
So she drew from that weak experience
Her songs grew angry in brutal excess
Apoplectic, scornful and accusing
And it put her on the road to success
A recording co. exec heard her sing
And immediately put forth a contract
Suddenly, Jacqueline was the next big thing
Her face began appearing on CD racks
And her fans began to grow in legion
She had a wrath that others seemed to lack
Jacqueline got rich through bones of contention
As well as, her fans who demanded more
She scored awards to numerous to mention
When Michael heard, he was shocked to the core
Jacqueline was taking a swipe back at him
It was too damn obvious to ignore
Now the whole wide world knew about his sin
And he was made into a laughing stock
He was in a trap where he couldn’t win
Michael had been transformed into a crock
He was now public enemy no. 1
His life had been smashed up onto a rock
But time wore on and Jacqueline’s time was done
She had been in the public eye for too long
And reality hit like a falling tonne
Her fans switched loyalties. They’re sick of her songs
Ignored by the press. What a brutal clout.
Jacqueline is now scorned. Her career’s gone wrong
Now Michael laughs, recovered from his rout
He wonders when he thinks of Jacqueline’s knife
So what was all the damn fuss all about?
So Jacqueline is still moaning about strife
But the public now find her annoying
Whilst Michael is getting on with his life
10th January 2005
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